Musings from the fish with attitude

Party like it’s 1999

By admin | May 15, 2020

Well, we certainly have been swimming in the deep end recently! Did you just jump in or did you put on a life vest?Iain, this guy who works for me and cleans my bowl, reckons his business is a bit like a life vest as it helps out people when they’re drowning… in their work …

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Back to school

By admin | April 23, 2020

Hello, my little fishes …Professor Orbie here! With all the little fishes going back to School this week (well home schooling in their own fishbowl), here is something for you to ponder in these times. The teachers did not sign up for this home schooling either. Imagine their lives are about to become one giant …

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Toilet Paper Apocalypse

By admin | March 12, 2020

Hello, my little fishes…Orbie here (aka the Goldfish with attitude). For the past few weeks, I have been swimming around my bowl watching the world go mad over toilet paper. I might be a little Goldfish (with a badass attitude), but when did the Toilet Paper Apocalypse start? I am normally so turned into the …

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Meet Orbie

By admin | February 21, 2020

Oh, it’s YOU is it? Well I’m Orbie, Iain’s prized Goldfish. Now I have to warn you – keep out of my bowl and I will keep off your keyboard. I might look all cute and innocence… but don’t let my good looks fool you. So beware and don’t mess with me alright. You do …

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